What is the Bulletin Board?It's life, suddenly made for everyone...
It's microblogging! Imagine getting text messages from people you barely know about shit nobody cares about. Life suddenly got interesting!
It's reality TV without pictures, and it stars a bunch of boring people. Life suddenly got quick!
Bulletin Board is viral, and the internet has taught us that things with viruses can be a lot of fun. Life suddenly got dangerous!
Microblogging is like drugs. They're no fun to do by yourself and it's only if all your friends are on it. And pretty soon you'll hate all your friends and their tedious outbursts. Life suddenly flat-lined.
Your life is boring and tribal. Share it. Life suddenly got about punishing others!
Bulletin Board lets you actively invade your privacy so that there are no barriers and you don't have any piece of yourself left. Life suddenly got communal, like showers!
Bulletin Board lets you leave dickish comments to celebrities. Life suddenly got about showing these jumped up jerks who's boss!
If you have no sense of self and have to prattle on about every little thing in your life, Bulletin Board is for you. Life suddenly got a little bit crazy!
(( THE BULLETIN BOARD IS AN IN-CHARACTER FORUM WEBSITE WHICH YOUR CHARACTERS CAN POST ANYTHING.
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